Prologue: Blue Balls

03:14
Jon James
11/30/-0001

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In the halls of the old local yokel hotels
Revenue for the venue, the cover band sells
All the Saturday dimwits are out on their prowls
With the sport of oblivious bimbo night owls
Rock and roll for the token
Still broke, and still blue in the balls

Into one drunken ear, and plum straight through his head
Sixteen pitchers of beer, making plans for her bed
The republican strippers are licking their lips
Picking locks and uncocking boys' zippers and hips
Rock and roll for the token
Still broke, and still blue in the balls

Baby t-shirt, tattoos and your pacifier
Baby teeth are coming in, and your pants are on fire
All the dance floor romantics are whipping it out
They're the sloppiest kissers but scrappy, no doubt
To the backseats of cars
On their birthday suit missions to Mars
Hip-hooray for The Gipper
Give that plastic tit cheerleader a call
Rock and roll for the token
Still broke, and still blue in the balls

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